LHC breakthrough!

[sleigh]

Hey, the Large Hadron Collider run by CERN has managed to smash together two proton beams at higher energy than ever before achieved! This will lead to new data in the search for the Higgs boson (the so-called "God Particle").

This should lay to rest some of the fears of nutcases who were afraid that the LHC would result in a mini-blackhole that would eat the earth, or that the experiments would somehow disrupt the entire space-time fabric. As we can all plainly see, the world has managed to survive the experiment.

President McCain has sent a congratulatory telegram to the scientists at CERN.

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[minnehaha.livejournal.com]

"President McCain has sent a congratulatory telegram to the scientists at CERN."

All I can say is thank God he had the sense to ban all Muslims from flying in the United States.

B

[sleigh.livejournal.com]

Yes, and thank all the heavens that he's brought Karl Rove back to the White House as an advisor to VP Palin.