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Hey, the Large Hadron Collider run by CERN has managed to smash together two proton beams at higher energy than ever before achieved! This will lead to new data in the search for the Higgs boson (the so-called "God Particle").
This should lay to rest some of the fears of nutcases who were afraid that the LHC would result in a mini-blackhole that would eat the earth, or that the experiments would somehow disrupt the entire space-time fabric. As we can all plainly see, the world has managed to survive the experiment.
President McCain has sent a congratulatory telegram to the scientists at CERN.
This should lay to rest some of the fears of nutcases who were afraid that the LHC would result in a mini-blackhole that would eat the earth, or that the experiments would somehow disrupt the entire space-time fabric. As we can all plainly see, the world has managed to survive the experiment.
President McCain has sent a congratulatory telegram to the scientists at CERN.
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President McCain is as wrong about this as everything else. We really should have elected Obama. He would have had the right sense of fear and panic. It's a slow-growing black hole. It won't destroy the world until December 23, 2012.
What? You don't think the Mayans knew about the LHC? One of the side effects is that it will create a tear in spacetime and send someone back to the ancient Yucatan who'll explain the situation to the Maya.
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All I can say is thank God he had the sense to ban all Muslims from flying in the United States.
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i'm reading that right now and it's the first thing i thought of when saw CERN...