I walked into the restroom at the university this afternoon. A student was standing at the urinal doing his business while at the same talking to his girlfriend on his cell phone. "Where are you right now? Well, I'm in class right now," he said, flushing the urinal and zipping up one-handed. "I'll head over there."

He closed the cell phone and walked out of the restroom.
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