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Google Analytics tells me that I have had visitors to my website from 31 countries and 41 of the 50 states. Now I have this insane feeling that I need to "collect them all."
Hey, Central and South America, wake up! None of you have visited my lonely little site. Africa (except for South Africa), same thing -- what's the matter with you? -- especially you, Nigeria, who can send me seemingly endless e-mails about how a distant relative of mine has died and left 25 million in the bank and half can be mine if I only write back. And you countries in the Middle East -- I see most of you are missing, too.
And you slackers in the states: West Virginia, you're a slacker. Sarah Palin, heaven knowns I've said enough about you; yet no Alaskans bothered to check out the site. Delaware, all those corporations have their legal homes in your state, but you can't be bothered? New Hampshire, I got my black belt in aikido while there, so why have you no interest in me? Maine? Rhode Island? Idaho? South Dakota? Montana? Louisiana -- no love from you even? C'mon, what the matter with you people? Don't you read science fiction or fantasy?
I'm going to nag and nag and nag until you give in, so you might as well make it easy on yourselves!
Hey, Central and South America, wake up! None of you have visited my lonely little site. Africa (except for South Africa), same thing -- what's the matter with you? -- especially you, Nigeria, who can send me seemingly endless e-mails about how a distant relative of mine has died and left 25 million in the bank and half can be mine if I only write back. And you countries in the Middle East -- I see most of you are missing, too.
And you slackers in the states: West Virginia, you're a slacker. Sarah Palin, heaven knowns I've said enough about you; yet no Alaskans bothered to check out the site. Delaware, all those corporations have their legal homes in your state, but you can't be bothered? New Hampshire, I got my black belt in aikido while there, so why have you no interest in me? Maine? Rhode Island? Idaho? South Dakota? Montana? Louisiana -- no love from you even? C'mon, what the matter with you people? Don't you read science fiction or fantasy?
I'm going to nag and nag and nag until you give in, so you might as well make it easy on yourselves!