The Caroline Chickadee looks straight at you and says "Yes, I know I'm leaning. It's because I don't trust you and I'm ready to fly away if you move even slightly. Can't you let someone eat in peace?"
Dept. of "They Don't Make Things Like They Used To" (a division of the Curmudgeon Corporation). At the gig last night, my four-year-old Ampeg amplifier crapped out completely. I had to drive home and grab the forty-year-old Acoustic head in the band practice room. It functioned perfectly fine.