Grass

I don't understand the neighbors who have to water their grass daily, and feed it fertilizer, and re-seed it every year so they can have a yard. I must have super-grass or something in our yard, since without benefit of watering or seeding or chemical stimulation, my grass is perfectly capable of growing on concrete, as my sidewalks and driveway ably attest.

Obviously the problem is that they're trying to grow grass in dirt.